If he could have...
ripped his clothes and turn green he would have turned into the HULK.
If he could have....
exploded, he would have
If he could have..
ground Obama every time he forced a smile, he would have turned him into dust particles
If he could have...
rolled his eyes a few more times he would have turned into Linda Blair in the Exorcist
If he could have....
spit fire, he would have burnt Obama's little "fro" to a crisp
If he could have...
told Bush, "motherfucker you ruined it for me", he would have
If he could have...
punch Obama in his face he would have felt better
If he could have...
successfully made Obama admit he hangs out with Bill Ayers and pops a few beers with him, he would have slept better
If he could have...
gotten under Obama's skin as his advisors probably directed him, he would have been less angry
If he could have...
Strangled "Joe the Plumber" he would have
If he COULD...
win the White House, we would have no future in America
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